Katie Price doesn't like her men to be too well-endowed.
The 36-year-old star once dated someone with a manhood so large it "kept hitting" her cervix when they had sex which resulted in her contracting cystitis - an infection in the bladder - but she found it difficult to communicate with her former lover when they were having fun in the bedroom because he didn't speak very good English.
Speaking on reality TV show 'Celebrity Big Brother', she said: "When you have sex with someone that you can't speak along with it's weird. You'd normally say, 'Go to the mirror,' or, 'Go to the windowsill,' but you can't f***ing say that because he wouldn't understand!
"When you're with someone who is big, you get cystitis, it f***ing hurts. It kept hitting my cervix.
"There's nothing worse than sitting on the toilet for a little drop to drip out."
While Katie didn't name her former lover, she may have been talking about Argentine model Leandro Penna, among others, but rugby player Danny Cipriani is definitely out of the running as she once likened his penis to a chipolata, a word usually used to describe a small sausage.
Questioning why the 27-year-old star is always referred to as a "rugby hunk", she said: "In my experience he was a bit - erm - lean in the most obvious departments.
"That's why I nicknamed him Danny Chipolata. He can no longer hit any of the right spots on the rugby field and he certainly can't find them on a woman.
"Who wants a man who may look like a hulk on the outside but has small-man syndrome underneath? (and I do mean underneath)."
The mother-of-five - who is currently married to former stripper Kieran Hayler, with whom she has son Jett, 17 months, and five-month-old daughter Bunny - also discussed her sex life with ex-husband Alex Reid, claiming she used to perform anal sex on him regularly with a sex toy.
She said: "That's why I divorced him. Because I didn't want to be the man in the relationship."
However, Katie's comments have not gone down well with Alex, who admitted he is "disappointed" she has chosen to share details of their private life on the programme.
He told MailOnline: "I'm disappointed Katie would bring up private information."
Katie - who also has son Harvey, 12, from her relationship with Dwight Yorke, and Princess, nine, and Junior, seven, from her marriage to Peter Andre - also claimed she could "climax in seconds" with the right man and insisted she could "teach" the right guy how to pleasure her if he was not up to scratch initially.
She said: "I think sex with everyone is completely different.
"You can be really filthy with someone and really plain and boring with someone else."
Katie's graphic comments sent the Twittersphere into a frenzy with some suggesting she was being over-the-top and others admiring her honesty, but her brother Danny Price, who is looking after her Twitter account while she is on the show, was left shocked.
While Katie was making the comments on the programme, he wrote on her account: "I actually don't know what to write at present
"just checking the football scores...turns over
"no idea why I am thinking galaxys, solar systems....black holes.... #cbbkatieprice (sic)"
At the end of the episode, he concluded: "Well that was an interesting one....very educational....I'm off to research "can the blackhole really be filled....
"I am @g00dshepherd and I will be having nightmares tonight (sic)"
He then wrote on his own account: "wow - that was erm different...learn something new everyday! (sic)"