London to hold small penis festival
London is holding a festival for men with small penises.
The Big Small Penis Party is the first ever gathering to celebrate smaller than average manhoods and will be held on March 7th at Rhythm Factory in East London.
The event is "open to everyone" with entry being charged at 50p per inch, with guests being asked to reveal the size of their penis on entry.
The party was thought up by poet Ant Smith, who said: "For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It's time to stand up and say there's nothing wrong with having a little k**b".
Ant - who has also written a poem entitled 'Shorty' about his penis - added: "I wanted to hold an event in London that's open to everyone. I have nothing against men with above average size penises, but to be honest they've had more than their fair share of the limelight, this party is all about celebrating smaller members".