Noel Gallagher thinks his hair is "impeccable".
The 'Wonderwall' hitmaker believes he is "thriving" in the early months of 2016 because his hair isn't "showing any signs of thinning".
He said: "I remain f***ing totally awesome. In 2016, I'm as awesome as I was in the back end of 2015.
"My hair is impeccable; it's not showing any signs of thinning, at all. I'm f***in' thriving. Thriving!"
The 48-year-old rocker - who has 16-year-old Anaïs from a previous relationship and Donovan, eight, and Sonny, five, with his wife Sara MacDonald - also opened up about his hopes for his next High Flying Birds album - joking he wanted it to give him "anonymity in America".
He quipped to Rolling Stone magazine: "I'm in the studio at the minute. I'm in the middle of f***ing about. I'm doing some stuff that, this time in particular, will get really, properly ignored in America. I don't just mean ignored like the rest of 'em. I mean properly ignored.
"That's what I'm aiming for: total, total anonymity. I'm sick and tired of being in New York and being pestered by one person a month. That's gotta f***ing stop."